I don't really like anything about her, but for the sake of the prompt, I'll be more specific.
She was only a child but managed to dress like a 30 year old hooker.
She's shorter than me (which is freakishly short), but she's taller than me due to the hair that undoubtedly will survive the apocalypse.
He wears more make-up than I do. Enough said.
#2- TOM CRUISE
I just can't escape the couch-jumping.
#1-WILL FERRELLI love Will Ferrell movies. I couldn't be friends with him, though.
1. Every time we were together, I would request "more cowbell."
2. I would mistake him for the creepy hobo down the street.
3. He's got some stomach issues...
4. He wears tights...unapologetically.
5. His mustache intimidates me.
These people are all DYING to meet me, though. I'm just that irresistible.